Humor
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Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’ Rodney Dangerfield According to a Russian source, more than a year ago, President Vladimir Putin ordered his intelligence staff to determine whether Senator Bernie Sanders could win the White House in 2020. After examining…
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“In a wilderness of mirrors. What will the spider do [?]” T.S. Eliot, “Gerontion,” 1920 Twenty-five years ago a Soviet-era defector named Alex told me about a KGB office in the Soviet Union. They had all the desks arranged on the main floor, with one large desk in the middle of the office at which…
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Once upon a time there lived a little girl in a village whose grandmother was running for President. Indeed, this grandmother was very political; so much so that she gave her beloved granddaughter a red cloak with a hoodie. Thus the girl came to be known as “Little Red Riding Hood.” The grandmother liked the…
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Able-bodied adj., A non-progressive condition lacking the privileged status of the differently-abled. Darwinism n., The theory of evolution of species by the survival of the fittest; favored by socialists who continually lobby for political intervention on behalf of the unfit.
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Centrist n., A person who stays too close to the double yellow line and gets run over by traffic going both ways. Communist n., A hominid species consisting of two subspecies: (1) Homo stultus utilis and (2) Homo politicus homicidam. The latter lives parasitically off the gullibility of the former, producing detrimental effects on the…
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